1 00:00:34,841 --> 00:00:36,342 My poor chap! 2 00:00:37,093 --> 00:00:38,427 You�re the eternal victim 3 00:00:38,427 --> 00:00:41,389 of your contemporaries quarrelsome temper, aren�t you? 4 00:00:41,889 --> 00:00:44,809 They push you, they provoke you... 5 00:00:45,726 --> 00:00:47,645 they persecute you. 6 00:00:48,646 --> 00:00:52,275 It seems to be your fate. Is that right? 7 00:00:52,692 --> 00:00:54,068 Yes. 8 00:00:56,070 --> 00:00:58,447 Yes... Mister Beretto, 9 00:00:58,447 --> 00:01:01,909 it doesn�t change the fact, that for the third, and I hope last time this year, 10 00:01:01,993 --> 00:01:04,579 you�re being prosecuted for assault and battery. 11 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:06,414 Whose fault is that, commissioner? 12 00:01:07,039 --> 00:01:10,042 I was driving quietly, slowly, on the right side of the road. 13 00:01:10,042 --> 00:01:12,503 This gentleman ignored a stop sign, and crashed his car into mine. 14 00:01:13,629 --> 00:01:16,090 I politely commented about the offence, 15 00:01:16,090 --> 00:01:18,634 all smiles, when he ran amok and started saying 16 00:01:18,634 --> 00:01:21,137 lots of four-lettered words that I wouldn�t dare repeat, commissioner. 17 00:01:25,183 --> 00:01:27,643 Alright, maybe it was wrong of me to get hold of his tie 18 00:01:27,643 --> 00:01:30,771 and pull him inside my convertible, but that�s it, commissioner. 19 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,942 And that�s how you split his scalp 20 00:01:34,942 --> 00:01:36,944 and burst the arch of his eyebrow? 21 00:01:40,114 --> 00:01:41,616 Well, I just changed cars, 22 00:01:41,616 --> 00:01:43,743 and I forgot the new one wasn�t a convertible, that�s all. 23 00:01:45,995 --> 00:01:47,788 Oh ? But tell me: what about the two others? 24 00:01:49,415 --> 00:01:50,416 The witnesses? 25 00:01:50,416 --> 00:01:52,793 They called me a brute, commissioner! 26 00:04:57,103 --> 00:04:59,272 You may go, Albert. You�ll finish this tomorrow. 27 00:04:59,272 --> 00:05:02,024 I can�t leave it like this, sir. - Yes, you can. 28 00:05:07,196 --> 00:05:08,614 Hi, Tonio. 29 00:05:16,289 --> 00:05:17,415 Albert! 30 00:05:22,461 --> 00:05:24,547 Good night, sir. - See you tomorrow. 31 00:05:37,852 --> 00:05:40,646 Five years ago, when I quit, I thought we had a deal. 32 00:05:41,439 --> 00:05:43,316 I wasn�t supposed to see anybody again. 33 00:05:47,278 --> 00:05:48,112 Well? 34 00:05:49,989 --> 00:05:51,699 The cops are chasing us, Tonio. 35 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,117 No, not Tonio: Antoine. 36 00:05:53,117 --> 00:05:55,953 They call me Antoine now. Or Mister Beretto. 37 00:05:55,953 --> 00:05:58,206 Do you think it changes anything about the cops situation ? 38 00:05:58,206 --> 00:06:00,458 We must slip away, Antoine. And fast. 39 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:04,128 We can hide in Genoa, where we�ve got friends. 40 00:06:04,128 --> 00:06:05,755 But we must get there first, 41 00:06:05,755 --> 00:06:08,090 and we won�t make it without false IDs. 42 00:06:08,090 --> 00:06:09,801 Given the warrant that�s been put on our arses, 43 00:06:09,801 --> 00:06:12,178 we can�t dream of crossing any border, except with a gun in our hand, 44 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:13,346 and we don�t care for that idea. 45 00:06:15,264 --> 00:06:17,308 The Organized Crime Brigade are not clowns. 46 00:06:18,810 --> 00:06:22,772 They shoot on sight. They�re exalted. Bloodthirsty ! 47 00:06:22,814 --> 00:06:24,440 Sure. Where do I fit in ? 48 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:27,151 Well, Italy can be reached by sea travel, 49 00:06:27,151 --> 00:06:29,403 and you�ve got everything that�s needed. 50 00:06:41,958 --> 00:06:43,584 Get the Palermo out and fill her up, 51 00:06:43,584 --> 00:06:45,211 you�ll take those two gentlemen to Porto-Fino. 52 00:06:45,211 --> 00:06:46,796 When do I bring them back ? - Never. 53 00:06:47,672 --> 00:06:50,633 Gis�le ! Jump in the Fiat and drive to the bank. 54 00:06:50,633 --> 00:06:53,010 Bring me four million francs on the company account. 55 00:06:53,010 --> 00:06:56,848 Who are those blokes ? - Salesmen. 56 00:06:56,848 --> 00:06:59,600 What do they sell ? - Memories. 57 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,645 You know, Antoine, we don�t want to fool you. 58 00:07:02,645 --> 00:07:05,398 We may not be able to give you your money back. 59 00:07:06,607 --> 00:07:07,900 You don�t say ? 60 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:09,944 But we�ve got a debt to collect in Cagnes. 61 00:07:09,944 --> 00:07:12,363 A bloke called Michalon, a small time bookie. 62 00:07:12,363 --> 00:07:16,325 A bad sort. He conned us out of four million. 63 00:07:16,325 --> 00:07:19,412 A forty-to-one winning horse that he "forgot" to pay us. 64 00:07:20,288 --> 00:07:21,622 You�re getting old, chaps. 65 00:07:21,622 --> 00:07:23,416 We sure tried to find him. 66 00:07:23,416 --> 00:07:26,586 At the Turf Hotel, in Cagnes. But he had moved. 67 00:07:26,586 --> 00:07:30,339 There are 150 hotels in Cagnes, and 600 in Nice. 68 00:07:30,339 --> 00:07:32,758 So, since we�re in rather a hurry... 69 00:07:34,427 --> 00:07:36,262 But I�ve got the time, right ? 70 00:07:37,305 --> 00:07:39,098 Funny how you changed. 71 00:07:39,098 --> 00:07:42,435 Listening to you, one might think you never had cops on your trail. 72 00:07:44,604 --> 00:07:45,938 Yes, you�re right. 73 00:07:48,941 --> 00:07:51,027 The day after tomorrow, I�m going to Monaco, on a business trip. 74 00:07:51,027 --> 00:07:53,446 I�ll stop in Cagnes on the way back. 75 00:07:53,446 --> 00:07:55,114 What was the name of the pain in the ass again ? 76 00:07:55,114 --> 00:07:58,826 Michalon. L�onard Michalon. 77 00:08:19,263 --> 00:08:22,058 I don�t believe this. Antoine ! 78 00:08:23,518 --> 00:08:25,686 So you remember my existence after all. 79 00:08:37,490 --> 00:08:39,617 You room, your room, now this is a funny one. 80 00:08:39,617 --> 00:08:41,077 Hi, Marcel. - How are you, Antoine ? 81 00:08:41,077 --> 00:08:43,496 I already got it ready for Christmas, then for Easter, then the 15 of August... 82 00:08:43,496 --> 00:08:45,915 I don�t have a single minute of rest. You know how it is, don�t you ? 83 00:08:45,915 --> 00:08:48,584 And you want to expand ? You�re sick. 84 00:08:48,584 --> 00:08:51,128 What about you ? Didn�t you expand ? 85 00:08:51,128 --> 00:08:53,548 Yeah but it�s absolutely not the same thing, sorry. 86 00:08:53,548 --> 00:08:56,134 I can�t refuse food to those poor people. 87 00:08:56,134 --> 00:08:58,803 Come as it may, on Sundays, I serve 200 meals. 88 00:08:58,803 --> 00:09:01,013 5000 francs each ? How worthy of you ! 89 00:09:01,013 --> 00:09:02,140 Oh, stop it ! 90 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:05,810 Marcel ! You�ll put the gentleman�s luggage in the pink room. 91 00:09:08,229 --> 00:09:10,106 You must admit we�re peculiar. 92 00:09:10,148 --> 00:09:12,859 We�ve been exploiting dummies for more than 15 years, 93 00:09:12,859 --> 00:09:15,069 and all of a sudden, we became forced labourers. 94 00:09:15,069 --> 00:09:16,988 Not, not that. 95 00:09:17,738 --> 00:09:20,366 And about my expansion, don�t anticipate, it�s not done yet. 96 00:09:20,366 --> 00:09:23,161 I�m going to visit this bloke in Monaco, and then we�ll see. 97 00:09:23,161 --> 00:09:25,288 I�ll be back for dinner. 98 00:09:25,288 --> 00:09:26,581 What shall I cook for you ? 99 00:09:27,665 --> 00:09:30,918 Something nice, on your terrace, with the little lights. 100 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:32,545 Oh, I see: there will be two of you. - Yes. 101 00:09:32,545 --> 00:09:35,047 Still your bleached blonde ? Doesn�t it become routine ? 102 00:09:35,047 --> 00:09:38,134 Why ? Vicky�s cute, isn�t she ? 103 00:09:38,134 --> 00:09:39,886 Always well-dressed, good-hearted... 104 00:09:39,886 --> 00:09:41,262 I call her on the phone and here she comes ! 105 00:09:41,262 --> 00:09:43,389 Do you know many broads like that ? 106 00:09:43,389 --> 00:09:45,183 Who come running when you phone them ? 107 00:09:45,183 --> 00:09:46,559 I don�t know any other kind. 108 00:09:46,601 --> 00:09:49,061 But free of charge ? That�s another story, of course. Cheers ! 109 00:09:49,061 --> 00:09:50,229 Your health. 110 00:09:52,064 --> 00:09:53,983 At what time do you want your romantic dinner ? 111 00:09:53,983 --> 00:09:56,277 I told her to be here around ten. 112 00:09:56,277 --> 00:09:57,320 Alright, sir. 113 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,114 The lobsters will be ready and the champagne will be cool. 114 00:10:00,114 --> 00:10:02,533 I just hope you won�t make a scene like last time. 115 00:10:02,533 --> 00:10:04,118 What scene ? 116 00:10:04,118 --> 00:10:05,411 I�m not a difficult client. 117 00:10:05,411 --> 00:10:07,163 When the food is good, I never say a word. 118 00:10:07,163 --> 00:10:10,249 The problem is: you never think it�s good. 119 00:10:10,249 --> 00:10:11,042 Ah, well... 120 00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:13,002 Oh, by the way, 121 00:10:13,002 --> 00:10:14,879 since you�re from around here, and know everyone, 122 00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:19,383 could you give me the address of some... L�onard Michalon. 123 00:10:19,383 --> 00:10:20,760 Does he owe you some dough ? 124 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,261 What makes you say that ? 125 00:10:22,261 --> 00:10:24,096 He owes money to everybody. 126 00:10:24,096 --> 00:10:26,432 L�onard is the Belph�gor of the race tracks. 127 00:10:26,432 --> 00:10:29,519 He�s been taking forty-to-one bets and keeping the money for years. 128 00:10:29,519 --> 00:10:32,772 His last known address was the Turf Hotel, in Cagnes. 129 00:10:32,772 --> 00:10:35,274 Addresses, with that kind of bloke, you know... 130 00:10:36,234 --> 00:10:41,239 Yeah... Well, see what you can do and keep me informed, right ? Ciao. 131 00:10:41,239 --> 00:10:42,698 Ciao. Good luck. 132 00:10:56,629 --> 00:10:58,214 THE AMERICAN LOBSTER 133 00:10:58,256 --> 00:10:59,674 Here you are already ! 134 00:11:01,759 --> 00:11:03,136 Weren�t you successful ? 135 00:11:03,136 --> 00:11:05,805 Pfff. Do you have a safe where I can put this ? 136 00:11:05,805 --> 00:11:07,390 What is it ? - Money. 137 00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:10,143 in case I struck the deal. - OK, come. 138 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:17,775 The last creation of Pich�s. 139 00:11:17,775 --> 00:11:20,069 If you force it, it shoots gas in your face. 140 00:11:22,864 --> 00:11:25,992 Had it existed earlier, you would be blind today. 141 00:11:25,992 --> 00:11:28,161 I wonder where they find those cretinous ideas of theirs. 142 00:11:28,995 --> 00:11:29,829 Here... 143 00:11:31,455 --> 00:11:34,208 I worked for you: we know where your little bookie lives: 144 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:38,129 at the Pension Regency, just off the highway. 145 00:11:38,129 --> 00:11:40,381 Don�t you think I�ve got the time to pay him a visit now ? 146 00:11:40,381 --> 00:11:42,717 The problem is not the time, the problem is you�ll go there for nothing. 147 00:11:42,717 --> 00:11:45,553 Oh ? Four millions are nothing in your book ? Well... 148 00:11:45,553 --> 00:11:48,014 You put four millions on a horse ? You ? 149 00:11:48,014 --> 00:11:50,349 Of course I didn�t. 150 00:11:50,349 --> 00:11:52,643 Some pals did. Well.. some friends of mine. 151 00:11:52,643 --> 00:11:54,520 Tell them to forget about it. 152 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,481 Michalon never gave a penny back to anybody: 153 00:11:56,481 --> 00:11:58,983 he�s not about to part with four million, all of a sudden. 154 00:11:58,983 --> 00:12:00,276 And another thing: 155 00:12:00,276 --> 00:12:03,237 when you have that kind of money, you don�t live at the Pension Regency. 156 00:12:04,363 --> 00:12:06,365 Well... if you�ve decided to go there, go, by all means. 157 00:12:11,037 --> 00:12:12,288 Here, take this. 158 00:12:13,164 --> 00:12:14,749 What are you ? Crazy ? 159 00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:17,627 I even flee from shooting ranges now. 160 00:12:17,627 --> 00:12:20,213 On Sundays, I sometimes use a bow and arrows, and believe me, 161 00:12:20,421 --> 00:12:21,339 that�s my absolute limit. 162 00:12:21,339 --> 00:12:22,590 I�m not joking, Tonio. 163 00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:25,384 Michalon is a coward, a wimp and a jerk, 164 00:12:25,384 --> 00:12:27,553 like all bookmakers, but he�s a crook. 165 00:12:27,553 --> 00:12:29,305 I know the type, you know: 166 00:12:29,305 --> 00:12:31,682 they sometimes become heroes rather than give back a single franc. 167 00:12:31,682 --> 00:12:33,768 Do you have your car keys ? 168 00:12:35,436 --> 00:12:39,440 Thanks. If my girlie is early, tell her to wait, OK ? 169 00:12:46,697 --> 00:12:48,491 The way to the Pension Regency, please. 170 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,812 Mister Michalon, please. 171 00:13:59,812 --> 00:14:04,484 Michalon... Er... Room 13. 172 00:15:30,319 --> 00:15:31,821 I wonder: do you need a hand ? 173 00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:41,747 Now, what the hell was that ? 174 00:15:45,418 --> 00:15:47,170 What are you doing in my room ? 175 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:49,589 And what about that one ? 176 00:15:49,589 --> 00:15:52,091 That one is dead. - What ? 177 00:15:52,091 --> 00:15:53,926 Oh, what sin did I commit ? 178 00:15:53,926 --> 00:15:55,303 This is really something ! 179 00:15:55,303 --> 00:15:57,221 What sin did I commit ? 180 00:15:57,221 --> 00:15:58,639 Will you shut up ? 181 00:16:02,477 --> 00:16:05,062 Now, that�s rich. I�m asleep, 182 00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:08,274 you break into my room and you kill this gentleman. 183 00:16:08,274 --> 00:16:10,276 Do you think I like it ? 184 00:16:10,276 --> 00:16:11,027 What about me ? 185 00:16:11,027 --> 00:16:13,321 You don�t care: this is not your room. 186 00:16:13,321 --> 00:16:14,780 Neither is it his. 187 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,744 Why did he come here, in your opinion ? 188 00:16:19,744 --> 00:16:24,665 To kill you. - Oh ? You too ? 189 00:16:24,665 --> 00:16:25,708 No. 190 00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,419 Why have you got a gun, then ? - I didn�t. 191 00:16:28,419 --> 00:16:30,505 You�re a big liar, aren�t you ? 192 00:16:33,508 --> 00:16:35,968 I resent being called a liar. Get it ? 193 00:16:35,968 --> 00:16:38,179 And if I tell you that I didn�t, it�s because I didn�t. 194 00:16:38,179 --> 00:16:40,473 One of my mates probably put it in my pocket, that�s all. 195 00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:44,977 Nice friends you have. Tell me whom you associate with and I�ll tell you... 196 00:16:44,977 --> 00:16:47,271 You won�t tell me anything ! We�ve got to get the stiff out of here. 197 00:16:47,271 --> 00:16:48,356 Right... 198 00:16:51,317 --> 00:16:55,071 Come on: get dressed, will you ! - If you want. But I warn you: 199 00:16:55,071 --> 00:16:57,240 don�t count on me for carrying him. 200 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,159 After all, I did nothing wrong. 201 00:17:00,159 --> 00:17:01,953 I was asleep. 202 00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:05,581 So you, gangsters, will have to sort your differences between yourselves. 203 00:17:05,581 --> 00:17:07,750 Listen hard, L�onard. 204 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:10,753 I�m an honest retailer. 205 00:17:10,753 --> 00:17:13,798 I�m registered, I keep an exemplary shop, and so on 206 00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:16,008 I came here to talk to you. 207 00:17:16,008 --> 00:17:18,344 Then this gun-carrying goon came in through the window, 208 00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:19,971 and now he�s lying on the rug. 209 00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:23,975 I swear I�m sorry about it. I�m really really sorry. 210 00:17:25,017 --> 00:17:27,937 But I guarantee that I would be even sorrier if there were two of them. 211 00:17:27,937 --> 00:17:31,274 Are you planning a sequel ? - Yes: you, if you go on bugging me ! 212 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:33,317 How rude you are ! 213 00:17:46,205 --> 00:17:47,790 Can�t you focus a little ? 214 00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:49,709 I�m not used to it, excuse me. 215 00:18:15,026 --> 00:18:19,614 Here�s your prince charming. - It�s about time. 216 00:18:24,202 --> 00:18:24,952 Good evening, Vicky. 217 00:18:24,952 --> 00:18:26,287 Here you are at last. 218 00:18:26,287 --> 00:18:28,706 Note that with his tactics, I�ll end up buying him a watch. 219 00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:31,459 I was slightly delayed, that�s all. 220 00:18:31,459 --> 00:18:33,169 You know how business is, don�t you ? 221 00:18:33,169 --> 00:18:35,046 Aren�t you afraid to catch a cold, dressed like that ? 222 00:18:35,046 --> 00:18:36,714 No, I�m going out again. - What ? 223 00:18:37,590 --> 00:18:40,718 Look, I�ve got a small errand to run, but I won�t be long. 224 00:18:40,718 --> 00:18:41,886 So you just sit at our table, 225 00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:43,846 start ordering and I�ll be here directly, right ? 226 00:18:43,846 --> 00:18:45,056 A word with you ? 227 00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:48,726 See you in a minute. 228 00:18:55,149 --> 00:18:56,609 Your car. - What about my car ? 229 00:18:56,609 --> 00:18:58,069 Did you crash it ? 230 00:18:58,069 --> 00:18:59,570 Of course not. - So what ? 231 00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:01,489 So there�s a bloke in the trunk. 232 00:19:08,037 --> 00:19:09,956 Who�s he ? - L�onard Michalon. 233 00:19:09,956 --> 00:19:11,415 Not him ! The other one. 234 00:19:15,711 --> 00:19:19,382 Oh, shit ! A Brit ! That�s bad news. 235 00:19:19,382 --> 00:19:20,550 May I be dismissed ? 236 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,969 What about drowning him ? - I warn you... 237 00:19:22,969 --> 00:19:25,930 No ! Not you: him ! - Oh... 238 00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,431 Drowned people eventually come up again. 239 00:19:27,431 --> 00:19:29,475 And this bloke mustn�t come up. 240 00:19:29,475 --> 00:19:31,435 He absolutely mustn�t come up to the Brits ! 241 00:19:31,435 --> 00:19:34,147 Gentlemen ! I�m compelled to protest ! 242 00:19:34,147 --> 00:19:35,189 I was asleep ! 243 00:19:35,189 --> 00:19:37,942 At my place ! Quietly ! - Jeff... Slap him ! 244 00:19:43,072 --> 00:19:45,074 You really are nice people, aren�t you ? 245 00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:47,368 I know the man we need. 246 00:19:52,623 --> 00:19:53,958 Come on, you�re going to keep company 247 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:55,251 to a lady while we�re away. 248 00:19:55,251 --> 00:19:57,837 I just get the gentleman in a safe place and I�ll be back. 249 00:20:03,759 --> 00:20:04,886 What a question ? 250 00:20:04,886 --> 00:20:07,180 We call them "the Brits" because they�re Brits, that�s all. 251 00:20:07,221 --> 00:20:09,640 There are about twelve of them, 252 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,892 and nobody knows what they�re doing. 253 00:20:10,892 --> 00:20:12,852 They rented a holiday house in the Cap d�Antibes. 254 00:20:12,852 --> 00:20:15,688 The apparent leader came for dinner a couple of times. 255 00:20:15,688 --> 00:20:18,649 His little boyfriends call him "Colonel". 256 00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:20,735 The man-of-the-world type. 257 00:20:20,735 --> 00:20:23,946 But his world, I guess, is the same as our world. 258 00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:25,781 Our former world, I mean. 259 00:20:25,781 --> 00:20:27,575 Former, former... 260 00:20:27,575 --> 00:20:31,579 I just offed a bloke and now we�re playing undertakers. 261 00:20:31,579 --> 00:20:34,332 If you don�t mind me saying so, there�s a piece of kipper on the marmalade. 262 00:20:34,332 --> 00:20:37,126 If only you didn�t give me a gun ! 263 00:20:37,126 --> 00:20:38,628 You�d be dead. 264 00:20:39,879 --> 00:20:41,088 Yes, you�re right. 265 00:20:42,882 --> 00:20:45,134 In five years, I never let my temper fly even once ! 266 00:20:45,134 --> 00:20:47,303 Didn�t get angry, didn�t even raise my voice ! 267 00:20:47,303 --> 00:20:48,971 And all of a sudden, a wrong note ! 268 00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:50,264 A fly in the milk ! 269 00:20:50,264 --> 00:20:52,475 I was shocked, I can tell you. 270 00:21:04,070 --> 00:21:05,029 A handsome young man. 271 00:21:05,029 --> 00:21:08,157 Must be close to 75 kg. 272 00:21:08,157 --> 00:21:10,117 I didn�t weigh him. 273 00:21:10,868 --> 00:21:14,372 I can embalm him the Cleopatra way. 274 00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:18,584 The Egyptian masterpiece. Unalterable. 275 00:21:28,177 --> 00:21:29,846 We�re not asking for preservation, 276 00:21:29,846 --> 00:21:31,264 we�re asking for destruction. 277 00:21:31,264 --> 00:21:36,144 Oh ? What about the Congolese jigsaw puzzle? 278 00:21:36,144 --> 00:21:37,937 Thirty-two pieces, not including the head. 279 00:21:37,937 --> 00:21:40,231 Or the Vulcan trick: 280 00:21:40,815 --> 00:21:43,192 10 tons of cast iron, 1500�C 281 00:21:43,192 --> 00:21:46,070 and your young man ends up as either a manhole cover, 282 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:47,780 or the gate around a public garden. 283 00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:50,408 No, no, nor as a doorknob or a streetlight. 284 00:21:50,408 --> 00:21:52,160 I just don�t want to see him anymore ! 285 00:21:52,201 --> 00:21:55,037 My friend is a shopkeeper. - Oh, well... 286 00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:02,378 What time is it ? - 1:30 am. 287 00:22:05,006 --> 00:22:06,799 Don�t you think he�s going too far ? 288 00:22:06,799 --> 00:22:08,843 If I should tell you what I know 289 00:22:08,843 --> 00:22:11,429 about the bad manners of this gentleman, 290 00:22:11,429 --> 00:22:13,598 you�d be horrified. 291 00:22:24,025 --> 00:22:25,860 I, Michalon, L�onard, 292 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:28,821 hereby declare owing to mister Beretto, Antoine, 293 00:22:28,821 --> 00:22:31,157 the sum of 40.000 francs, 294 00:22:31,157 --> 00:22:34,619 which I agree to pay in 16 monthly instalments 295 00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:36,496 of 2.500 francs each, 296 00:22:36,496 --> 00:22:39,499 the first payment to be processed at the end of this month. 297 00:22:41,042 --> 00:22:42,210 Are you happy ? 298 00:22:45,838 --> 00:22:47,840 You almost had me beheaded, 299 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,218 and now you�re ruining me. 300 00:22:50,218 --> 00:22:52,428 You�re bad at heart. 301 00:23:03,689 --> 00:23:05,691 Are you sure you don�t want another omelette ? 302 00:23:05,691 --> 00:23:07,276 No, I�m in a hurry. 303 00:23:19,455 --> 00:23:21,499 And once again, you didn�t enjoy your room. 304 00:23:21,499 --> 00:23:25,086 Indeed. How long did she wait ? 305 00:23:25,086 --> 00:23:27,964 3:00 am. And let me tell you, she was far from happy. 306 00:23:27,964 --> 00:23:29,215 I can sympathize. 307 00:23:29,257 --> 00:23:31,217 We chatted about you, she and I. 308 00:23:31,217 --> 00:23:32,927 And we reached an agreement. 309 00:23:32,927 --> 00:23:35,596 When shall I see you again ? 310 00:23:35,596 --> 00:23:37,557 In about five to six weeks. 311 00:23:37,557 --> 00:23:39,475 There�s always a lull between the Parisians� departure 312 00:23:39,475 --> 00:23:40,977 and the boche�s arrival. 313 00:23:40,977 --> 00:23:41,978 You�ve got guests. 314 00:23:41,978 --> 00:23:43,855 No, it�s just like you: 315 00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:45,690 always a big slowing down of business around November the 15th. 316 00:23:46,482 --> 00:23:49,110 No, I mean you�ve got guests here and now ! 317 00:23:50,069 --> 00:23:51,154 Oh, shit. 318 00:23:51,154 --> 00:23:52,697 Good morning, my dear. 319 00:23:52,697 --> 00:23:55,700 Are you opening early or closing late ? 320 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:59,662 Mr. McLean. A British subject ! 321 00:23:59,662 --> 00:24:02,748 Usually, people call me, "Colonel". 322 00:24:02,748 --> 00:24:05,293 Mister Beretto, a friend of mine. 323 00:24:05,293 --> 00:24:07,253 Would you like some breakfast, Colonel ? 324 00:24:11,007 --> 00:24:13,092 I would have recognized Mister Beretto. 325 00:24:13,092 --> 00:24:16,053 He�s been precisely described to me. 326 00:24:16,053 --> 00:24:20,892 Mister Beretto is a... night owl. 327 00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:25,646 The small sports car outside... 328 00:24:29,275 --> 00:24:31,611 Is it yours ? - No, it�s mine. 329 00:24:32,236 --> 00:24:35,615 It has four seats, doesn�t it ? - Four seats, yes. 330 00:24:36,532 --> 00:24:38,910 Then I fail to understand why, 331 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:40,953 tonight, one of my comrades 332 00:24:40,953 --> 00:24:45,458 was forced to travel in the trunk. 333 00:24:47,126 --> 00:24:49,587 This is embarrassing, Jeff. 334 00:24:50,546 --> 00:24:53,549 True enough, it�s embarrassing. 335 00:24:57,637 --> 00:24:59,305 We�re all quite embarrassed. 336 00:25:06,729 --> 00:25:09,440 What if I tried to explain things... 337 00:25:10,525 --> 00:25:12,318 in sequence? 338 00:25:14,111 --> 00:25:17,782 I�m sure you�d explain them in perfect sequence, 339 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:20,159 but whatever the sequence, 340 00:25:20,159 --> 00:25:26,415 I�m afraid you�ll unfailingly finish with Johnny in the trunk. 341 00:25:28,584 --> 00:25:32,630 Of course, if you adamantly insist in beginning with the end... 342 00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:35,049 our talk will be short-lived. 343 00:25:35,049 --> 00:25:36,717 It would be a shame. 344 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:40,346 Look, Colonel, you�re going to laugh... 345 00:25:42,431 --> 00:25:44,392 I mean you�re going to understand. 346 00:25:44,392 --> 00:25:46,561 Your young friend came in through the window, 347 00:25:46,561 --> 00:25:48,646 all of a sudden, with his toy in his hand... 348 00:25:48,646 --> 00:25:51,399 Put yourself in my place: it was he or I. 349 00:25:51,399 --> 00:25:53,234 Add to this, that I was in a bad mood. 350 00:25:53,234 --> 00:25:57,947 I�m not better than any other man, Colonel, I�ll grant you that. 351 00:25:57,989 --> 00:26:01,534 Surprise, preservation instinct... 352 00:26:01,534 --> 00:26:07,498 statistics are on your side. I yield. 353 00:26:07,498 --> 00:26:10,001 Well, you see, when you�re talking to educated people, 354 00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:11,169 everything sorts itself beautifully. 355 00:26:11,169 --> 00:26:14,255 So ? When is this going to end ? 356 00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:19,844 This is another Yalta ! 357 00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:22,513 You�re making arrangements, dealing with your problems. 358 00:26:22,513 --> 00:26:25,725 What about mine ? It�s as if mine didn�t exist ! 359 00:26:25,725 --> 00:26:27,810 I�m the one they wanted to kill, ain�t I ? 360 00:26:27,810 --> 00:26:31,939 They still want to. - Why ? 361 00:26:31,939 --> 00:26:33,941 It�s necessary. 362 00:26:36,694 --> 00:26:39,947 You�ll shoot this gentleman as much as you want, Colonel, 363 00:26:39,947 --> 00:26:41,616 but not before sixteen months have elapsed. 364 00:26:41,616 --> 00:26:44,535 I�m deeply sorry but Mister Michalon owes me money 365 00:26:44,535 --> 00:26:46,871 and we have an instalment plan. 366 00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:49,540 Can�t you work out a shorter plan ? 367 00:26:49,540 --> 00:26:51,083 Or better still: 368 00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:53,169 I pay the whole sum at once, so you can kill me now ! 369 00:26:54,629 --> 00:26:58,633 Hey, that�s new: so you could pay it all at once ? 370 00:27:00,510 --> 00:27:01,469 Murderer. 371 00:27:01,469 --> 00:27:04,222 I hope that is not really what you mean, L�onard. 372 00:27:06,474 --> 00:27:07,809 On the other hand, 373 00:27:07,809 --> 00:27:10,770 I must say that killing him like this in cold blood, 374 00:27:11,854 --> 00:27:15,107 wouldn�t exactly be murder but still rather akin to it. 375 00:27:15,107 --> 00:27:18,069 Except... I repeat: except if he did things. 376 00:27:18,861 --> 00:27:19,987 He did. 377 00:27:19,987 --> 00:27:22,031 Might I know which things ? - No. 378 00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:26,035 Well... - Yes, but I need to know. 379 00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:29,997 If I give you proof that we absolutely must act, 380 00:27:29,997 --> 00:27:32,416 will you agree with me ? 381 00:27:39,298 --> 00:27:41,634 It�s a great pleasure to come here. 382 00:27:42,677 --> 00:27:46,222 Unfortunately, my proof can�t be moved. 383 00:27:47,306 --> 00:27:50,518 Would you come and visit me, later this morning ? 384 00:27:50,518 --> 00:27:54,147 "Les H�liotropes", Cap d�Antibes. 385 00:27:55,106 --> 00:27:56,816 Very well, OK. 386 00:27:56,816 --> 00:27:59,068 I think, my dear friend, 387 00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:01,821 that peace just took a big step forward. 388 00:28:12,582 --> 00:28:13,791 Tell me, L�onard. 389 00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:17,086 This is really strange 390 00:28:17,086 --> 00:28:19,046 but he seems to bear a grudge against you. 391 00:28:19,046 --> 00:28:20,756 Did you do anything to him ? 392 00:28:20,756 --> 00:28:22,967 I don�t know: he�s mad. 393 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:25,511 And of course you choose to believe him ! 394 00:28:25,511 --> 00:28:28,097 Nobody ever believes me, anyway. I�m always wrong. 395 00:28:28,097 --> 00:28:30,016 This Englishman is sick ! 396 00:28:30,016 --> 00:28:32,894 I�ve never seen him in my life. Never. 397 00:28:32,894 --> 00:28:36,647 And of course you never saw my two friends whom you robbed either ? 398 00:28:36,647 --> 00:28:40,943 Yes I did, and I�m sorry I did. At the weighing, in Cagnes. 399 00:28:40,943 --> 00:28:43,905 I�ve been unfortunate enough to give them a tip. 400 00:28:44,655 --> 00:28:46,949 I should never bother with anybody. Never ! 401 00:28:46,949 --> 00:28:48,534 But if I didn�t, 402 00:28:48,534 --> 00:28:52,079 my mother would live in the slums and my little sister in a brothel. 403 00:28:52,079 --> 00:28:54,957 Now my mom receives a money order every month, 404 00:28:54,957 --> 00:28:57,376 and I bought my sister a small shop in Savoie, 405 00:28:57,376 --> 00:28:59,337 which is good for her lungs. 406 00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:01,255 And that�s not to mention my bro�. 407 00:29:01,255 --> 00:29:03,216 Yes, you�d better not mention your bro�. 408 00:29:03,216 --> 00:29:05,051 But I do have a bro� ! 409 00:29:05,051 --> 00:29:07,136 He�s got a deformity. 410 00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:09,096 Three operations in the space of two years. 411 00:29:09,096 --> 00:29:12,350 And who�s paying for all that ? I, L�onard ! 412 00:29:13,476 --> 00:29:16,187 And now poor L�onard is surrounded with gangsters. 413 00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:19,899 They kill each other in his room, they throw him in front of English guns, 414 00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:24,570 they vote for his death at the bfast... breakfast... 415 00:30:05,736 --> 00:30:07,947 Stop that infernal noise ! 416 00:30:14,537 --> 00:30:16,747 Between 1949 and 1955, 417 00:30:16,747 --> 00:30:21,419 Beretto was seen around Nastasia, Lucky and Frankie Garbo. 418 00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:24,464 In 1957, his case was dismissed for the BNCI hold-up. 419 00:30:24,464 --> 00:30:29,135 In 1959, another case dismissed, for the Banque Ottomane hold-up. 420 00:30:29,135 --> 00:30:34,182 Ah, I love this: banks... 421 00:31:21,979 --> 00:31:25,566 Mister Beretto, you�re going to understand why, 422 00:31:25,566 --> 00:31:29,403 I absolutely must act against Mister Michalon. 423 00:31:31,197 --> 00:31:32,865 Dear, Mister Beretto, 424 00:31:32,865 --> 00:31:38,538 you have a great interest in business law as applied to banks. 425 00:31:39,705 --> 00:31:44,460 Which is why I can confide to you, that so do I. 426 00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:47,922 I�m in business too. - Are you ? 427 00:31:49,382 --> 00:31:50,466 Sword ! 428 00:31:59,642 --> 00:32:04,147 In the wake of commercial transactions between France and USSR, 429 00:32:04,147 --> 00:32:09,652 a Tupolev carrying a ton of gold 430 00:32:09,652 --> 00:32:12,738 will land on the Nice airfield 431 00:32:12,738 --> 00:32:17,743 at a date only known to 432 00:32:17,743 --> 00:32:20,329 the Soviet government, 433 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:24,375 the French government and... I. 434 00:32:26,002 --> 00:32:29,881 So, that day, at that time, 435 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:35,219 we must have control of the airfield for a short while. 436 00:32:35,219 --> 00:32:39,182 The control tower, the police station, 437 00:32:39,182 --> 00:32:45,104 the offices, the weather station, and even the customs, everything ! 438 00:32:49,275 --> 00:32:53,613 We undertook a test infiltration. 439 00:32:59,243 --> 00:33:00,787 Watching these images, 440 00:33:01,037 --> 00:33:06,876 you�ll note that everything is based on our genius for transformation. 441 00:33:18,638 --> 00:33:20,681 During this rehearsal, 442 00:33:20,681 --> 00:33:25,853 nobody could have noticed us. Nobody but... 443 00:33:37,824 --> 00:33:40,868 My little Sword was shocked by a detail. 444 00:33:42,245 --> 00:33:47,500 He had several images of the movie enlarged, 445 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,335 and here is what we noticed. 446 00:33:53,256 --> 00:33:57,802 Michalon. Michalon. 447 00:34:02,348 --> 00:34:05,643 The same again. What was he doing there ? 448 00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:08,855 We can�t accept this as a coincidence. 449 00:34:08,855 --> 00:34:12,859 Why was he there ? - Why don�t you ask him ? 450 00:34:12,859 --> 00:34:16,362 My intention, exactly. 451 00:34:17,572 --> 00:34:21,534 Send him to me later today. I�ll question him. 452 00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:27,206 With guns ? - One can�t shoot a guest. 453 00:34:27,206 --> 00:34:30,084 It wouldn�t be unheard of, you know. 454 00:34:30,918 --> 00:34:32,420 Mister Beretto, 455 00:34:32,420 --> 00:34:37,133 you have a Nietzchean conception of mankind. 456 00:34:40,303 --> 00:34:43,264 Such an operation isn�t possible 457 00:34:43,264 --> 00:34:46,726 without an international organization. 458 00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:51,063 The greatest hold-up of all time. 459 00:34:51,063 --> 00:34:53,774 Greater than Glasgow. 460 00:34:53,774 --> 00:34:56,944 A unique opportunity. 461 00:34:57,737 --> 00:35:01,324 But should we be forced to cancel it, mister Beretto.. 462 00:35:01,324 --> 00:35:05,912 Yes, I know. Life would become impossible for all of us. 463 00:35:07,747 --> 00:35:11,626 Since we don�t trust each other entirely yet, 464 00:35:11,626 --> 00:35:13,878 I propose this: 465 00:35:13,878 --> 00:35:16,714 you send me Michalon and then, as a hostage, 466 00:35:16,714 --> 00:35:21,469 I send you my young pupil, my little Sword, 467 00:35:22,345 --> 00:35:27,683 whom I wouldn�t survive if anything happened to him. 468 00:35:29,435 --> 00:35:32,104 Well, I agree. 469 00:35:32,104 --> 00:35:35,399 Only, you will send me your pretty boy first, 470 00:35:35,399 --> 00:35:38,236 and then I�ll send Michalon. 471 00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:41,614 I shan�t go ! English hospitality ! 472 00:35:41,614 --> 00:35:43,157 I know some precedents ! 473 00:35:43,157 --> 00:35:45,368 Lots of them in History manuals ! 474 00:35:45,368 --> 00:35:47,120 Now, look, L�onard, I can promise you... 475 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,122 You promise, you promise... 476 00:35:49,122 --> 00:35:51,124 Promising is easy, 477 00:35:51,124 --> 00:35:53,292 but you won�t be the bloke on the rack ! 478 00:35:54,710 --> 00:35:56,712 You won�t be the bloke in the bathtub ! 479 00:35:56,712 --> 00:36:00,758 Poor L�onard will be ! A martyr as always ! 480 00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:04,804 In a nutshell, I�m a mascot for torturers. 481 00:36:05,763 --> 00:36:09,267 What about us ? Ain�t we nice to you ? Ain�t we ? 482 00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:11,602 Sure you are ! He locked me up in the cellar. 483 00:36:11,602 --> 00:36:13,146 He wanted to get the hell out of here. 484 00:36:13,146 --> 00:36:15,982 And me a rheumatic person ! Isn�t it nice and delicate ? 485 00:36:16,524 --> 00:36:20,695 Why did you meet this bloke ? You didn�t deserve this. 486 00:36:21,571 --> 00:36:23,781 You are ungrateful, L�onard, for sure. 487 00:36:23,781 --> 00:36:26,200 I�m always saving your hide and you keep on complaining. 488 00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:28,494 Do you think that�s nice ? 489 00:36:28,494 --> 00:36:30,288 You should have left me to die. 490 00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:33,499 Since anyway... well... 491 00:36:34,208 --> 00:36:36,419 Come on, you shouldn�t talk like that, L�onard. 492 00:36:36,419 --> 00:36:39,922 Look, I just came back from the Colonel�s house. 493 00:36:39,922 --> 00:36:41,799 What the man wants is just to hear what you�ve got to say. 494 00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:44,886 Just tell him why you were at the airfield, and it�s over. 495 00:36:44,886 --> 00:36:47,305 At the airfield ? I ? - I saw you. 496 00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:50,933 Oh ? Look, it�s very simple... - No, no, no... 497 00:36:50,933 --> 00:36:55,271 If it�s very simple, you�ll tell him that, very simply. 498 00:36:55,271 --> 00:36:56,981 I, on the other hand, don�t want to know anything. 499 00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:58,733 I�ll tell nothing at all ! 500 00:36:58,733 --> 00:37:00,735 Because I shan�t go, period ! 501 00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:07,909 Your turn. I�m giving up on him. 502 00:37:14,499 --> 00:37:16,042 L�onard... - Yes. 503 00:37:34,477 --> 00:37:35,895 What does he rant about ? 504 00:37:35,895 --> 00:37:37,522 He says he�s late. 505 00:37:37,522 --> 00:37:40,733 Coincidentally, my friend here was worried that you�d forgotten about him. 506 00:37:40,733 --> 00:37:42,610 I don�t speak to you anymore. 507 00:37:43,528 --> 00:37:44,570 Are you coming, boy ? 508 00:37:54,455 --> 00:37:55,206 Get in ! 509 00:38:46,007 --> 00:38:47,175 So, what�s the score ? 510 00:38:47,175 --> 00:38:49,886 Well, if you don�t start opening in the last line soon, 511 00:38:49,886 --> 00:38:51,679 you might think of selling your house. 512 00:38:51,679 --> 00:38:53,139 I can never play more than three cards 513 00:38:53,139 --> 00:38:55,183 You must admit he�s damn lucky ! 514 00:38:55,183 --> 00:38:57,935 Who knows ? Maybe he plays better than you do. 515 00:40:20,810 --> 00:40:23,729 Well, that�s my stop. Goodbye, Miss. 516 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:45,501 To you ! 517 00:40:57,263 --> 00:40:59,140 You play a real lousy game. 518 00:40:59,765 --> 00:41:01,517 All I ask is to be lucky for five minutes. 519 00:41:01,517 --> 00:41:04,562 Just five minutes and I�ll win the shirt off the Brit�s back. 520 00:41:04,562 --> 00:41:06,272 Haven�t you seen what he discards ? 521 00:41:06,272 --> 00:41:07,690 He can�t even play properly. 522 00:41:07,690 --> 00:41:10,026 You owe him four thousand francs. 523 00:41:11,319 --> 00:41:13,196 We make a revenge, eh ? 524 00:41:14,947 --> 00:41:16,115 Well, deal, kid ! 525 00:42:09,710 --> 00:42:12,296 Marcel ! Bring us scotch and olives ! 526 00:42:12,296 --> 00:42:14,048 The gentleman needs a tonic ! 527 00:42:17,009 --> 00:42:17,802 Gin ! 528 00:42:20,179 --> 00:42:22,265 I�ll thank you for not speaking while we play. 529 00:42:22,265 --> 00:42:24,642 And I can�t play anymore with these lousy cards ! 530 00:42:37,822 --> 00:42:38,948 You�ll see, kid. 531 00:42:39,949 --> 00:42:42,952 You�re in big trouble in two of your lines. 532 00:43:46,974 --> 00:43:48,851 He couldn�t be lucky all the time. 533 00:43:48,851 --> 00:43:50,603 Oh well.. 534 00:44:15,670 --> 00:44:17,964 They�re going to kill L�onard, for God�s sake ! 535 00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:21,801 Wait, Tonio, we can�t go like this. We must bring the artillery ! 536 00:45:13,895 --> 00:45:15,062 Don�t you want me to take the wheel ? 537 00:45:15,062 --> 00:45:17,482 No, no. I�m afraid when I�m not driving. 538 00:45:43,299 --> 00:45:45,051 You really don�t want me to drive ? 539 00:46:47,655 --> 00:46:50,241 I�m not saying it was Austerlitz, but don�t scowl like that ! 540 00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:51,534 I�m thinking about L�onard. 541 00:46:51,534 --> 00:46:53,870 Forget him. Think of something else. 542 00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:59,750 I can�t ! I was beginning to get used to him. 543 00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:03,588 To his bad temper, his stup�dity and everything 544 00:47:16,392 --> 00:47:18,978 To think that I slapped him as a farewell gesture. 545 00:47:18,978 --> 00:47:22,356 You see: one should never get angry. 546 00:47:22,356 --> 00:47:24,317 Never strike anybody. Never ! 547 00:47:27,487 --> 00:47:28,362 Hey ! 548 00:47:28,362 --> 00:47:33,993 You�ll go to Paris, old girl ! To Paris... 549 00:47:46,422 --> 00:47:50,134 Hey ! If it�s not the gangsters ! 550 00:47:50,134 --> 00:47:52,678 Well, you did a nice job, earlier ! 551 00:47:52,678 --> 00:47:58,059 I warn you: I gave the licence plate number to the gendarmes ! 552 00:47:58,059 --> 00:47:59,101 That�s the way I am ! 553 00:47:59,101 --> 00:48:00,853 In Paris... 554 00:48:18,454 --> 00:48:19,997 You�re worse than an animal, aren�t you ? 555 00:48:19,997 --> 00:48:21,415 You have no shame ! 556 00:48:21,415 --> 00:48:25,419 It�s cold. - You drunkard ! You bastard ! 557 00:48:30,216 --> 00:48:34,137 Bedroom murders ! Rendez-vous with death ! 558 00:48:34,137 --> 00:48:36,472 And now you�re trying to make me catch a chill ! 559 00:48:36,472 --> 00:48:38,224 You�ll have tried everything ! 560 00:48:38,224 --> 00:48:40,935 But you won�t get rid of me like that. 561 00:48:44,105 --> 00:48:46,899 Well ? - Well, what ? 562 00:48:46,899 --> 00:48:47,900 The Colonel, of course. 563 00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:50,486 Shall we shoot him, stab him, dynamite him ? What shall we do ? 564 00:48:52,822 --> 00:48:54,782 We forget about the Colonel. - What ? 565 00:48:54,782 --> 00:48:57,452 We�re not going to start another one hundred years war, are we ? 566 00:48:57,452 --> 00:48:59,036 We wouldn�t see the end of it. 567 00:48:59,036 --> 00:49:00,580 The trouble is that, whether we retaliate or not, 568 00:49:00,580 --> 00:49:02,081 the Colonel still wants to kill L�onard. 569 00:49:02,081 --> 00:49:03,207 And I don�t want him to ! 570 00:49:04,083 --> 00:49:05,835 That�s why we�re going to send you far away. 571 00:49:05,835 --> 00:49:09,005 Real far ! Far, far, far away, in Venezuela, in Chile... 572 00:49:09,005 --> 00:49:10,381 Venezuela, Venezuela. 573 00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:12,300 Why not the Moon while you�re at it ? 574 00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:15,386 Everybody rejected me here ! Nobody likes me ! 575 00:49:15,386 --> 00:49:18,514 Oh, come on, L�onard, tell me that you�re not starting it again ! 576 00:49:22,477 --> 00:49:25,188 Because if you do, I�ll send you to the local foundlings home instead ! 577 00:51:02,535 --> 00:51:04,454 And once the pain in the ass is in a safe place, 578 00:51:05,788 --> 00:51:07,748 we shall contact the Brit, 579 00:51:07,748 --> 00:51:11,377 and conclude a gentleman�s agreement. That�s it. 580 00:51:15,548 --> 00:51:16,674 Anything�s the matter ? 581 00:51:16,674 --> 00:51:20,386 I�d rather discuss a cease-fire when we hold the high ground. 582 00:51:20,386 --> 00:51:22,430 Even if we don�t kill him, 583 00:51:22,430 --> 00:51:24,765 we can give the Colonel the willies, can�t we ? 584 00:51:24,765 --> 00:51:26,851 Gandhi didn�t win against the English 585 00:51:26,851 --> 00:51:28,436 by giving them, as you put it, the willies. 586 00:51:28,436 --> 00:51:30,438 Well, we�ll win using the same weapons. 587 00:51:30,438 --> 00:51:33,733 Non-violence, persuasion, grace... 588 00:52:00,635 --> 00:52:02,011 So, what shall we do ? 589 00:52:02,011 --> 00:52:03,846 Shall we go on using grace ? 590 00:52:05,223 --> 00:52:06,307 We�re going to think about it. 591 00:52:07,475 --> 00:52:09,268 But without getting excited, 592 00:52:09,268 --> 00:52:11,187 at our leisure. 593 00:52:11,187 --> 00:52:13,189 We must be wary of our nerves. 594 00:52:36,838 --> 00:52:42,051 Hello ? Operator ? Give me the 328 in Collioure, please. 595 00:52:47,140 --> 00:52:49,308 Is that you, Gis�le ? Antoine, here... 596 00:52:49,308 --> 00:52:51,144 How are you, sweetheart ? 597 00:52:51,144 --> 00:52:52,895 Be a nice girl and get two guests rooms ready 598 00:52:52,895 --> 00:52:54,522 We�ll be there in four or five hours. 599 00:52:54,522 --> 00:52:57,525 Well, we�ve got the tiniest problem here... 600 00:53:04,740 --> 00:53:05,950 I think you�re right. 601 00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:08,619 They do begin to be insufferable. 602 00:53:38,107 --> 00:53:40,443 Come, come, let�s not get angry. 603 00:53:46,407 --> 00:53:47,575 Where can we go now ? 604 00:53:47,575 --> 00:53:49,535 We don�t have a roof or a car anymore. 605 00:53:49,535 --> 00:53:53,289 Don�t know. Tell you the truth, I�m in no condition to think anymore. 606 00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:56,793 Except that I met this moron and it�s eating up my brain ! 607 00:53:56,793 --> 00:53:58,753 Earlier, you spoke of thinking about it. 608 00:53:58,753 --> 00:54:00,463 Yes, but that�s when I think of the Englishman. 609 00:54:00,463 --> 00:54:02,131 When I�m able to do it. 610 00:54:34,831 --> 00:54:36,582 This is ridiculous. 611 00:54:36,582 --> 00:54:38,793 Men of our age and position, 612 00:54:38,793 --> 00:54:41,379 forced to steal a car like beginners. 613 00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:43,005 You won�t catch me doing this again. 614 00:54:43,005 --> 00:54:45,216 Because next time, I... - What now ? 615 00:54:45,258 --> 00:54:51,222 Every night on the road. A regular bohemian life. 616 00:55:09,365 --> 00:55:12,160 Rooms 410, 412 and 414. 617 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,954 Unfortunately, you won�t have a view to the sea. 618 00:55:14,954 --> 00:55:17,290 Couldn�t I go on another floor, 619 00:55:17,290 --> 00:55:19,250 because what�s the use of being on the seashore if... 620 00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:25,047 er... if... Well, for one night, it will do. It will do. 621 00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:31,471 Good night, sir. - Good night. 622 00:55:31,512 --> 00:55:33,514 Please, could you have letter paper brought up to me ? 623 00:55:33,514 --> 00:55:34,182 Yes, sir. 624 00:55:34,182 --> 00:55:35,850 I�ll write my statement to the insurance company. 625 00:55:35,850 --> 00:55:36,726 Oh, yes, you�re right. 626 00:55:36,726 --> 00:55:38,644 While you�re at it, have some paper brought up to me too. 627 00:55:38,644 --> 00:55:40,021 Yes, sir. Good night, sir. 628 00:55:40,021 --> 00:55:44,567 Good night. - Good night. 629 00:56:47,004 --> 00:56:49,382 A bullet broke the chandelier, a fingernail from my face ! 630 00:56:49,674 --> 00:56:50,591 Oh, shit ! 631 00:56:56,013 --> 00:56:57,849 People keep trying to kill me ! 632 00:56:57,849 --> 00:56:59,392 Put the light out, for God�s sake ! 633 00:57:01,269 --> 00:57:03,771 We shall get killed eventually. For sure. 634 00:57:03,771 --> 00:57:05,690 The three winning horses of the week ! 635 00:57:12,822 --> 00:57:14,240 Look, chaps, I know what you�re thinking: 636 00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:16,159 we must act. And you�re absolutely right ! 637 00:57:16,159 --> 00:57:17,827 But this bloke scrambled my brains: 638 00:57:17,827 --> 00:57:20,955 I have to sleep ! I have to think ! 639 00:57:20,955 --> 00:57:23,458 And I want all the pieces to assemble quietly ! 640 00:57:24,625 --> 00:57:26,377 That�s it: quietly. 641 00:57:50,276 --> 00:57:53,279 No, seriously... being forced to play boy-scouts ! 642 00:57:53,279 --> 00:57:55,490 I don�t mean the wimp, there. 643 00:57:55,490 --> 00:57:58,743 But men of our stature ! Say what you will... 644 00:58:00,578 --> 00:58:04,207 The wimp knows perfectly well where he can sleep. 645 00:58:05,249 --> 00:58:09,462 I�ve got a small palace waiting for me, twenty kilometres from here. 646 00:58:13,216 --> 00:58:18,012 Yes... The owner being Mrs. Michalon, my lawful wedded wife. 647 00:58:19,889 --> 00:58:22,767 Oh, so there�s a Mrs. Michalon on top of everything ? 648 00:58:22,767 --> 00:58:27,563 Yeah. And Mrs. Michalon worships me. 649 00:58:27,563 --> 00:58:29,732 And where does this Mrs. Michalon of yours live ? 650 00:58:31,359 --> 00:58:35,696 In Villeneuve-Loubet. A small farmhouse, 651 00:58:35,696 --> 00:58:41,035 ranch-like. With horses. A present from me. 652 00:58:41,035 --> 00:58:45,414 Michalon always treats ladies as a prince would. 653 00:58:45,414 --> 00:58:48,835 Let�s go, then. - Hey, not that fast ! 654 00:58:48,835 --> 00:58:52,213 I can�t crash �glantine�s place just like that. 655 00:58:53,589 --> 00:58:56,050 �glantine. - Yes, �glantine. 656 00:58:56,092 --> 00:59:00,012 Because, the last time we met, we had a minor argument. 657 00:59:00,012 --> 00:59:02,014 Does she or does she not worship you ? Make up your mind ! 658 00:59:02,014 --> 00:59:04,600 She does, but that doesn�t prevent arguments. 659 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,353 I might have treated her a little hard. 660 00:59:07,353 --> 00:59:10,439 I would have to recondition her. 661 00:59:10,439 --> 00:59:12,733 And if I arrive just like this, without a warning, 662 00:59:12,733 --> 00:59:16,487 and with two dubious characters to boot, I�m afraid... 663 00:59:23,035 --> 00:59:24,787 Tell me, L�onard. - Yes. 664 00:59:24,787 --> 00:59:27,206 You�re a real curiosity... 665 00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:32,795 Look, we just lost our estates to this mess, don�t you think you could... 666 00:59:32,837 --> 00:59:34,881 No ! I won�t humble myself to a lady. 667 00:59:34,881 --> 00:59:36,841 I�d rather camp here. 668 00:59:39,343 --> 00:59:42,263 So let�s camp. Just camp. 669 00:59:44,015 --> 00:59:45,516 I don�t have the strength anymore. 670 00:59:50,438 --> 00:59:51,647 Well, I�m not camping. 671 00:59:51,689 --> 00:59:54,150 Twenty minutes to reach Villeneuve-Loubet, 672 00:59:54,150 --> 00:59:57,195 ten minutes to recondition Mrs. Michalon, 673 00:59:57,195 --> 00:59:59,280 and I�ll come and fetch you both in one hour. There ! 674 01:00:59,465 --> 01:01:00,800 Good evening, madam. 675 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,135 What are you doing here ? 676 01:01:02,135 --> 01:01:03,719 Don�t be afraid. There�s no danger. 677 01:01:03,719 --> 01:01:05,888 I�m not afraid: I�m asking what you�re doing here. 678 01:01:05,888 --> 01:01:08,391 Well, I... 679 01:01:10,393 --> 01:01:12,478 Antoine Beretto, madam. I�m a ship-owner. 680 01:01:12,478 --> 01:01:14,522 Mrs. Michalon, I presume ? 681 01:01:15,982 --> 01:01:21,863 Madam, this visit may seem tardy, tactless, not to mention ludicrous... 682 01:01:25,450 --> 01:01:27,160 L�onard sent me. 683 01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:30,455 Oh, then, keep your coat on, don�t take a seat. 684 01:01:31,873 --> 01:01:32,999 You know the way ? 685 01:01:34,333 --> 01:01:38,004 I�m sorry, madam, but could I have a word with you first ? 686 01:01:38,004 --> 01:01:41,591 No. - Leonard is in deadly peril. 687 01:01:41,591 --> 01:01:43,718 Bravo ! - People want to kill him. 688 01:01:43,718 --> 01:01:44,635 Bravo ! 689 01:01:46,637 --> 01:01:48,723 I don�t know what Leonard did to you but... 690 01:01:48,723 --> 01:01:51,184 Everything ! He did everything ! Do you hear me, sir ? Everything ! 691 01:01:51,184 --> 01:01:53,603 Oh ? Everything ? - Yes, everything. 692 01:01:55,605 --> 01:01:57,982 But Jeff didn�t do anything to you, did he ? 693 01:01:58,524 --> 01:01:59,650 Jeff ? 694 01:01:59,650 --> 01:02:03,404 A friend of mine, madam, a man of great moral standards 695 01:02:03,404 --> 01:02:05,782 who has nothing in common with the ignoble L�onard, no. 696 01:02:06,991 --> 01:02:10,828 Look, madam, here�s the deal: to tell you the truth, 697 01:02:10,828 --> 01:02:17,043 we thought we would ask your hospitality, but I guess... 698 01:02:17,043 --> 01:02:22,590 Well, then, I think I�m going to tell them that I failed and... 699 01:02:22,590 --> 01:02:24,175 Exactly, sir. Please. 700 01:02:28,012 --> 01:02:30,556 I hope they won�t murder me in front of your door 701 01:02:30,556 --> 01:02:33,017 but have the elementary decency to do it a little further away. 702 01:02:33,017 --> 01:02:34,519 Come on, sir, what are you saying ? 703 01:02:34,519 --> 01:02:35,770 People do not get killed just like that. 704 01:02:35,770 --> 01:02:39,565 Yes, madam, for the last 24 hours, people have got killed just like that, madam. 705 01:02:39,565 --> 01:02:41,109 No, look, sir. 706 01:02:41,109 --> 01:02:43,694 You come to my place at night, which is annoying, 707 01:02:43,694 --> 01:02:46,489 but if you must be murdered in my garden, 708 01:02:46,489 --> 01:02:48,533 I�d rather you stayed here. 709 01:02:48,533 --> 01:02:51,077 Ah, thank you ! I was waiting for those words, 710 01:02:51,077 --> 01:02:55,665 you know. I was sure. I needed an open hand, a brotherly voice... 711 01:02:55,665 --> 01:02:57,458 You really are the sensitive type. 712 01:02:57,458 --> 01:02:59,335 Oh yes.. 713 01:03:00,545 --> 01:03:02,463 Would you believe it�s been playing tricks on me. 714 01:03:02,463 --> 01:03:04,882 I�ve suffered so many unpleasantnesses 715 01:03:04,882 --> 01:03:07,260 because of this that I don�t even dare telling them: 716 01:03:07,260 --> 01:03:10,096 I�m afraid people would laugh. 717 01:03:10,096 --> 01:03:13,891 But since you�re nice to let me sleep here, maybe that�s the solution: to sleep. 718 01:03:15,309 --> 01:03:18,187 You were better in the first act. - Was I ? 719 01:03:18,187 --> 01:03:20,398 When you played at the tracked gangster. 720 01:03:20,398 --> 01:03:24,110 Billy the Kid. It was believable. 721 01:03:24,152 --> 01:03:29,449 You're far less convincing as the poor little child lost in a cruel world. 722 01:03:32,326 --> 01:03:36,247 You know, people tend to think that all stocky black-haired men are gangsters, 723 01:03:36,247 --> 01:03:38,249 but this is a stupid prejudice. 724 01:03:38,249 --> 01:03:41,836 I know another one: thinking that all tall blondes are stupid. 725 01:03:43,212 --> 01:03:44,338 Why do you say that ? 726 01:03:44,338 --> 01:03:47,508 Because of the brotherly voice thing. 727 01:03:47,508 --> 01:03:50,803 I don�t want you to hear voices any longer, mister Beretto. 728 01:03:50,803 --> 01:03:53,347 OK, you�re going to sleep here. 729 01:03:53,347 --> 01:03:56,684 But I mean here, I don�t mean in my room. 730 01:03:56,684 --> 01:04:00,646 I actually got that. - Not sure. 731 01:04:03,483 --> 01:04:06,569 I met L�onard in Chantilly, for the Prix de Diane, 732 01:04:06,569 --> 01:04:08,988 my very first horse races. 733 01:04:11,282 --> 01:04:12,158 You poor thing ! 734 01:04:12,158 --> 01:04:15,495 He accosted me at the bar and bought me a glass of mint and water. 735 01:04:15,495 --> 01:04:17,455 According to him, he was the owner... 736 01:04:17,455 --> 01:04:21,209 not of the bar but of a racing stable, 737 01:04:21,209 --> 01:04:24,253 and he also owned oil wells in Arabia, 738 01:04:24,253 --> 01:04:26,631 interests in the textile industry... 739 01:04:26,631 --> 01:04:29,467 I was surprised when we took the tube to go home, 740 01:04:29,467 --> 01:04:32,678 but he told me his Bentley tended to overheat in traffic jams. 741 01:04:32,678 --> 01:04:36,349 I believed him. I used to believe everything then. 742 01:04:36,349 --> 01:04:39,519 We were married three week later. 743 01:04:40,478 --> 01:04:42,104 I still can�t understand why. 744 01:04:42,104 --> 01:04:45,191 I guess he used his cocker spaniel eyes trick on me. 745 01:04:45,191 --> 01:04:47,068 That�s where the bugger is really dangerous, 746 01:04:47,068 --> 01:04:48,611 it makes you want to protect him. 747 01:04:48,611 --> 01:04:52,365 That�s all I ever do. - You poor thing. 748 01:05:16,556 --> 01:05:19,142 Good morning, madam. - Good morning. 749 01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:32,989 I bought you some croissants. 750 01:05:32,989 --> 01:05:35,450 That is really nice. You shouldn�t have. 751 01:05:35,450 --> 01:05:37,910 I went out quite normally, you know. 752 01:05:37,910 --> 01:05:40,496 Why shouldn�t you go out normally ? 753 01:05:40,496 --> 01:05:41,622 Because of your killers. 754 01:05:41,664 --> 01:05:44,041 There was supposed to be one hiding behind every bush. 755 01:05:44,041 --> 01:05:46,210 I didn�t notice anything. 756 01:05:46,544 --> 01:05:49,172 Would you like honey or jam ? Both are available. 757 01:05:49,172 --> 01:05:51,382 I do not hate honey. 758 01:05:52,884 --> 01:05:57,138 Who are those killers of yours ? Maniacs ? 759 01:05:57,180 --> 01:06:00,475 Look, this is hard as it is, but if I must talk at the same time... 760 01:06:00,475 --> 01:06:02,852 Why ? Doesn�t it cut ? 761 01:06:02,852 --> 01:06:05,438 It does cut. But it doesn�t shave. 762 01:06:10,610 --> 01:06:13,404 The good move would have been working on him with a blade. 763 01:06:13,404 --> 01:06:15,823 Like we did in India. 764 01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:26,667 I�m really not cut out for camping. 765 01:06:26,667 --> 01:06:28,002 I can�t move anymore. 766 01:06:28,586 --> 01:06:31,547 I�m hurting all over. Aren�t you ? 767 01:06:31,547 --> 01:06:34,133 I�m used to adventure. 768 01:06:34,133 --> 01:06:38,471 I, for one, am not slouching in an easy life. 769 01:06:55,613 --> 01:06:58,407 Ouch ! It�s cold ! 770 01:07:00,409 --> 01:07:01,536 Don�t get me wrong: 771 01:07:02,161 --> 01:07:04,330 I�m not saying Michalon is a saint, 772 01:07:04,330 --> 01:07:07,500 but don�t you value any of your memories ? 773 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:10,044 You lived together, didn�t you ? 774 01:07:10,044 --> 01:07:12,880 For three days. And I don�t relish the idea of a fourth. 775 01:07:14,340 --> 01:07:20,054 Yeah... But if we could have a twenty-four hours respite, 776 01:07:20,054 --> 01:07:22,598 we could try to get our shit together, 777 01:07:22,598 --> 01:07:23,891 to plan a little bit. 778 01:07:23,891 --> 01:07:26,352 Meditating is not easy in the middle of gunfire. 779 01:07:26,352 --> 01:07:28,229 Those things tend to distract me. 780 01:07:31,023 --> 01:07:33,234 Twenty-four hours is not a long time, is it ? 781 01:07:33,234 --> 01:07:35,486 One hour with L�onard is worth two hours. 782 01:07:43,161 --> 01:07:46,956 Oh, alright, don�t scowl like that. Bring them here. 783 01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:50,543 I don�t have to anymore. 784 01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:13,775 Hi ! 785 01:08:14,692 --> 01:08:16,778 You�re coming at the right time: I was just leaving to fetch you. 786 01:08:16,778 --> 01:08:20,323 Nice of you. Did the car fail ? 787 01:08:20,323 --> 01:08:23,409 No, I�ll explain. - I certainly hope so. 788 01:08:25,328 --> 01:08:27,580 Good morning, sweetie-pie ! 789 01:08:34,879 --> 01:08:36,422 What did you want to explain ? 790 01:08:36,422 --> 01:08:38,674 I guess I just lacked intuition 791 01:08:38,716 --> 01:08:40,051 I should have come in your place, my respects madam ! 792 01:08:40,051 --> 01:08:43,805 I�d not have to endure the ants, the acorn juice and the wimp�s conversation. 793 01:08:45,348 --> 01:08:47,225 You made a real paradise out of this house. 794 01:08:47,225 --> 01:08:50,394 I admire you, you know. Bravo, sweetie-pie, bravo ! 795 01:08:50,394 --> 01:08:52,563 Beg your pardon ? - What I mean to say is... 796 01:08:52,563 --> 01:08:53,815 You don�t have anything to say. 797 01:08:53,815 --> 01:08:55,358 You just sit down and shut up. 798 01:08:56,317 --> 01:08:58,444 And if you call me sweetie-pie just once more, 799 01:08:58,444 --> 01:09:00,655 you�re out of here. Get it ? 800 01:09:02,740 --> 01:09:03,491 Got it. 801 01:09:04,951 --> 01:09:07,161 I can tell you it�s absolutely not what you think. 802 01:09:07,161 --> 01:09:13,084 Darling ! Ask your friend to take a seat. 803 01:09:13,126 --> 01:09:14,836 I�ll make some more coffee. 804 01:09:24,929 --> 01:09:27,014 Would you rather have honey or jam ? 805 01:09:27,014 --> 01:09:28,933 I do not hate honey. 806 01:09:40,570 --> 01:09:41,863 Mister Beretto... 807 01:09:43,281 --> 01:09:48,119 you spent the night under a roof which, normally, should be mine. 808 01:09:48,119 --> 01:09:52,915 Was my honour hurt by the fact ? Was it ? 809 01:09:52,915 --> 01:09:56,043 Piss off. - Oh ? 810 01:09:56,961 --> 01:09:59,797 We must silence him ! Fast ! 811 01:09:59,797 --> 01:10:02,091 I plan a four stages man�uvre: 812 01:10:02,091 --> 01:10:08,264 cross-hatching, spotting, surrounding and destruction ! 813 01:10:08,264 --> 01:10:12,768 Understood ? The Queen is watching you, 814 01:10:14,061 --> 01:10:15,396 and so am I. 815 01:11:32,223 --> 01:11:34,308 We can spend 24 hours here, not one single hour more. 816 01:11:34,308 --> 01:11:36,018 Time will pass fast for you. 817 01:11:36,018 --> 01:11:37,645 You�re so wrong ! 818 01:11:37,645 --> 01:11:40,523 And let me tell you you�re hurting my feelings. 819 01:11:40,523 --> 01:11:42,984 Because there�s only respect between Mrs. Michalon and I. 820 01:11:42,984 --> 01:11:45,528 A mutual respect, only based on... - Darling ! 821 01:11:48,906 --> 01:11:50,658 Do you like mushrooms ? 822 01:11:53,786 --> 01:11:56,873 Because if you want to eat some for lunch, you must come and help me pick them up. 823 01:11:58,166 --> 01:12:00,835 I�ve known hypocrites, but never your equal. 824 01:12:00,835 --> 01:12:04,464 Darling ! Are you coming ? - Go on ! 825 01:12:12,138 --> 01:12:14,348 May I know why you�re calling me "Darling" ? 826 01:12:14,390 --> 01:12:16,684 To annoy. - It�s a success. 827 01:12:16,684 --> 01:12:17,852 Not you: they. 828 01:12:17,852 --> 01:12:19,687 Because I�m irritated by your pal�s strutting around 829 01:12:19,687 --> 01:12:22,106 and the other one�s playing "The Eternal Return". 830 01:12:22,106 --> 01:12:23,941 Get in. 831 01:12:24,942 --> 01:12:26,903 You�re making me look like a genuine hypocrite. 832 01:12:27,653 --> 01:12:29,781 No. Like a man of the world. 833 01:12:52,053 --> 01:12:53,930 A woman who once was crazy about me ! 834 01:12:53,930 --> 01:12:55,890 Whom I spoiled ! 835 01:12:57,809 --> 01:13:01,145 In the arms of a Pithecanthropus ! Ain�t it incredible ? 836 01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:24,210 Do you like the smells of Autumn ? 837 01:13:28,214 --> 01:13:30,383 Have you known Jeff for a long time ? 838 01:13:34,303 --> 01:13:35,096 Yes. 839 01:13:35,096 --> 01:13:37,473 I don�t think he looks like a restaurant owner. 840 01:13:37,473 --> 01:13:41,185 Maybe because he doesn�t own a restaurant anymore. 841 01:13:52,822 --> 01:13:54,782 Did you kill a lot of the Englishmen ? 842 01:13:54,782 --> 01:13:57,326 Was it L�onard who told you ? - Answer me. 843 01:13:57,326 --> 01:14:00,121 Just one. And a very small one at that. 844 01:14:00,121 --> 01:14:03,332 Aren�t you ashamed to pick on small people, a big guy like you ? 845 01:14:15,970 --> 01:14:19,223 You were saying something really pretty about Autumn. 846 01:14:19,223 --> 01:14:20,975 What was it ? 847 01:14:20,975 --> 01:14:23,352 I was asking whether you liked it or not ? 848 01:14:23,352 --> 01:14:26,856 I do. I do like it. 849 01:14:27,815 --> 01:14:31,694 What ? - Autumn. 850 01:14:31,694 --> 01:14:34,572 Well, it�s a good thing we didn�t meet in Summer. 851 01:14:34,572 --> 01:14:36,616 We�d have been at a loss for a conversation topic. 852 01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,872 What can they be doing ? 853 01:14:42,872 --> 01:14:44,874 They�re going a bit far: at what time are we going to eat ? 854 01:14:44,874 --> 01:14:46,292 I�m not asking any questions anymore. 855 01:14:46,292 --> 01:14:48,127 Did you hear how they answer me ? 856 01:14:51,547 --> 01:14:53,716 They�re worse than animals ! 857 01:14:55,426 --> 01:14:58,971 We learn new things from life every day, my dear chap ! 858 01:14:58,971 --> 01:15:00,973 I thought I had reached the bottom 859 01:15:00,973 --> 01:15:02,767 of shame and degradation... - Michalon ! 860 01:15:02,767 --> 01:15:05,394 Yes. - Piss off. 861 01:15:05,394 --> 01:15:07,313 Right... 862 01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:15,655 Well, it�s about time. 863 01:15:36,467 --> 01:15:37,426 At last ! 864 01:15:37,426 --> 01:15:41,430 What do you mean, at last ? We went shopping. 865 01:15:41,430 --> 01:15:43,558 You could at least have laid the table. 866 01:15:43,558 --> 01:15:47,311 I hope you realize that a conversation has become mandatory. 867 01:15:47,311 --> 01:15:48,855 What do you want me to tell you ? 868 01:15:48,855 --> 01:15:50,231 We�re caught in a whirlwind ! 869 01:15:50,231 --> 01:15:53,484 What with the speed, the maelstrom, the mushrooms... 870 01:15:53,484 --> 01:15:55,445 I can�t tell anything anymore. 871 01:16:05,830 --> 01:16:07,498 Eglantine ! - Yes. 872 01:16:11,294 --> 01:16:12,503 Do you know what I�m thinking of ? 873 01:16:14,380 --> 01:16:15,673 Yes. 874 01:16:20,761 --> 01:16:22,472 Alright, let�s forget it, then. 875 01:16:30,062 --> 01:16:33,274 Mister Jeff, your bed is ready, in the saddlery. 876 01:16:33,274 --> 01:16:34,859 I put two blankets on. 877 01:16:39,530 --> 01:16:43,034 You�ll sleep here. - Alright, sweetie-pie... 878 01:16:44,702 --> 01:16:46,579 Antoine ! Good night. 879 01:16:51,042 --> 01:16:53,711 But you gave him my couch. 880 01:16:53,711 --> 01:16:55,755 Where am I going to sleep ? 881 01:16:57,757 --> 01:16:59,175 To sleep, to sleep... 882 01:17:00,009 --> 01:17:03,304 Yesterday, you told me that to sleep might be the solution. 883 01:17:03,304 --> 01:17:05,640 I said yes, but it was a mere starting point. 884 01:17:07,558 --> 01:17:10,561 Do you think we should stubbornly stick to this starting point ? 885 01:18:11,581 --> 01:18:12,748 Don�t you eat anything, mister Jeff ? 886 01:18:12,748 --> 01:18:13,916 No, I�m not hungry this morning. 887 01:18:13,916 --> 01:18:16,127 Maybe you�d prefer tea ? I�ll make some. 888 01:18:16,127 --> 01:18:18,129 Thanks, it�s not necessary, but you�re very nice. 889 01:18:18,129 --> 01:18:20,465 Wouldn�t you like eggs, mister Jeff ? 890 01:18:21,132 --> 01:18:23,176 Really, you wouldn�t like anything, mister Jeff ? 891 01:18:23,176 --> 01:18:24,719 No, I don�t need anything, you know. 892 01:18:33,144 --> 01:18:34,979 Good morning. 893 01:18:37,190 --> 01:18:38,983 I�m starving, I can tell you. 894 01:18:42,779 --> 01:18:43,571 Thank you. 895 01:18:46,491 --> 01:18:47,909 Didn�t you have anything ? 896 01:18:47,950 --> 01:18:51,454 You should: her coffee is first-class, a real upper. 897 01:18:51,454 --> 01:18:54,207 Well, you know, I don�t exactly need to be up... in order to play cards. 898 01:18:57,001 --> 01:18:58,503 Given the looks you exchange, 899 01:18:58,503 --> 01:19:00,087 I guess we�re going to have another nice relaxing day. 900 01:19:12,058 --> 01:19:13,726 Take... 901 01:19:15,770 --> 01:19:16,729 Take... 902 01:20:11,284 --> 01:20:12,785 I�m not grumbling, I�m taking stock of the situation. 903 01:20:13,703 --> 01:20:15,830 I�ve got nothing against picking up mushrooms 904 01:20:16,539 --> 01:20:18,958 but it shouldn�t take precedence over a man�s honour. 905 01:20:18,958 --> 01:20:21,836 Oh, come on, "a man�s honour", please ! 906 01:20:21,836 --> 01:20:23,671 Well I kept a cool head. 907 01:20:23,671 --> 01:20:25,298 Maybe you forgot about the Colonel, 908 01:20:25,339 --> 01:20:27,008 your sunken boats, my blown-up restaurant, 909 01:20:27,008 --> 01:20:29,218 but I don�t want the Brits to brag about it later. 910 01:20:29,218 --> 01:20:30,803 In front of anybody, do you hear ? 911 01:20:32,221 --> 01:20:34,223 And since you�re not moving, 912 01:20:34,223 --> 01:20:36,100 I�m going to get the mad arsonist on my own, 913 01:20:36,100 --> 01:20:37,518 do you hear ? On my own ! 914 01:20:37,518 --> 01:20:39,312 Nobody�s going to get anybody ! 915 01:20:39,353 --> 01:20:41,105 This whole mess is based on principles dating from WW2. 916 01:20:41,105 --> 01:20:42,648 The Colonel is a sensible man 917 01:20:42,648 --> 01:20:44,400 who�d probably like nothing better than compensate us. 918 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:45,985 So we stay here for about a week or two... 919 01:20:45,985 --> 01:20:47,195 Why don�t we ? 920 01:20:48,321 --> 01:20:49,781 We�re going to establish what the war cost us, 921 01:20:49,781 --> 01:20:51,991 write it down neatly, then ask for peace. Period. 922 01:21:47,964 --> 01:21:49,507 Why would he be stubborn ? 923 01:21:49,507 --> 01:21:51,801 Reason always prevail, and... 924 01:22:26,002 --> 01:22:27,879 What did you say about reason prevailing ? 925 01:22:29,088 --> 01:22:31,757 Well, in a way, I think it�s a good thing. 926 01:22:31,757 --> 01:22:35,011 And I say good because your place was nice 927 01:22:35,011 --> 01:22:36,762 but I would have imagined something else. 928 01:22:36,762 --> 01:22:39,474 Large picture windows, a swimming pool, 929 01:22:39,474 --> 01:22:43,603 English style stalls, copper, mahogany... 930 01:22:43,603 --> 01:22:46,564 Yeah, sure ! Especially since we don�t need to save money, 931 01:22:46,564 --> 01:22:48,274 we�re having such a thriving period ! 932 01:22:48,274 --> 01:22:52,069 Please let me tell you that I admire you for being so calm. 933 01:22:52,069 --> 01:22:53,279 Why shouldn�t I be calm ? 934 01:22:53,279 --> 01:22:55,281 Anything can be done calmly. 935 01:23:07,084 --> 01:23:09,921 Clients like you, mister Tonio, are a rare breed indeed. 936 01:23:09,921 --> 01:23:11,881 I�ll have to give you a wholesale price. 937 01:23:11,881 --> 01:23:13,758 Well, while you�re at it, 938 01:23:13,758 --> 01:23:16,302 just add 50 kgs of TNT and a gallon of Nitro-glycerine. 939 01:23:16,302 --> 01:23:19,013 If we should ever want... - Right. 940 01:26:03,136 --> 01:26:04,971 Operator ? Please don�t cut me off ! 941 01:26:18,943 --> 01:26:22,989 Well, my dear chap, we must be wary of everything! 942 01:26:45,386 --> 01:26:48,931 We must be wary of everything ! Everything ! 943 01:26:48,931 --> 01:26:50,099 Good evening, Colonel ! 944 01:27:03,237 --> 01:27:06,908 Here�s the van. I can see it. It�s coming. 945 01:27:06,908 --> 01:27:10,578 It�s here. Stop ! It�s passed ! - OK. 946 01:27:29,931 --> 01:27:31,349 Now we got them ! 947 01:30:10,049 --> 01:30:13,928 Peace ? I want it more than anything else, Colonel, of course. 948 01:30:13,928 --> 01:30:16,597 Just because we threw a few firecrackers doesn�t mean that... 949 01:30:19,976 --> 01:30:22,645 Of course not ! I assure you ! 950 01:30:24,397 --> 01:30:26,315 Your time will be mine. Whenever you want ! 951 01:30:26,315 --> 01:30:29,444 How would you like the golf course at the country club, four o�clock ? 952 01:30:29,444 --> 01:30:31,571 The golf course at the country club, we�ll be there. 953 01:30:31,571 --> 01:30:33,239 See you there then. Four o�clock. 954 01:30:33,239 --> 01:30:34,949 Agreed. - Goodbye. 955 01:30:34,949 --> 01:30:35,950 Goodbye. 956 01:30:40,037 --> 01:30:42,665 Gentlemen ! GENTLEMEN ! 957 01:30:42,665 --> 01:30:46,711 Stop fooling around. Reason always prevail in the end. 958 01:30:46,711 --> 01:30:48,588 Too bad. 959 01:31:05,271 --> 01:31:09,025 The gold from the Tupolev was a beautiful dream. 960 01:31:09,025 --> 01:31:11,486 I give it up for want of troops. 961 01:31:18,951 --> 01:31:21,871 I�m a tragically lonely man. 962 01:31:21,871 --> 01:31:24,373 Rest assured that I�m sorry about it, my dear. 963 01:31:24,373 --> 01:31:27,543 The hay cart trick was what made my friend angry. 964 01:31:27,543 --> 01:31:32,173 Because of a certain person. - Sure. 965 01:31:32,173 --> 01:31:35,468 Well, look, colonel, 966 01:31:35,468 --> 01:31:40,348 you�ll plan other jobs eventually, and other planes will fly. 967 01:31:40,348 --> 01:31:41,933 Let�s hope so. 968 01:31:41,933 --> 01:31:45,228 Ah, hope ! Here�s a word that I like: hope ! 969 01:31:47,897 --> 01:31:51,109 Well, with that, we�ll leave you, Colonel. Goodbye. 970 01:31:52,276 --> 01:31:53,694 Goodbye. 971 01:31:57,490 --> 01:31:59,742 And good luck ! - Ciao. 972 01:32:49,792 --> 01:32:51,586 As far as pranks go, 973 01:32:51,586 --> 01:32:53,880 it�s a good one, but where�s your sense of fair play ? 974 01:32:57,842 --> 01:33:01,345 THE SUPER LOBSTER 975 01:33:44,180 --> 01:33:46,099 Marcel ! I�ll be in the dining room. 976 01:34:33,896 --> 01:34:36,774 Jeff ! I hope L�onard won�t miss his plane. 977 01:34:36,774 --> 01:34:38,943 Antoine is there to make sure he doesn�t. 978 01:34:39,318 --> 01:34:42,363 That will be seven francs for the airport tax. 979 01:34:42,363 --> 01:34:46,117 And once in Argentina, I go into the breeding business. 980 01:34:46,117 --> 01:34:50,163 Polo horses. I could export to Europe and make a fortune. 981 01:34:50,163 --> 01:34:52,957 But I can�t start that kind of thing with a mere three million. 982 01:34:52,957 --> 01:34:54,667 Just start another kind of thing. 983 01:34:58,337 --> 01:35:01,257 Three millions. Three millions. That is a mere pittance ! 984 01:35:06,554 --> 01:35:07,930 It really is something: 985 01:35:07,930 --> 01:35:11,684 nothing is too beautiful to rebuild your friend�s joint, 986 01:35:11,684 --> 01:35:13,269 but when it�s for me, you�re suddenly petty-minded and avaricious. 987 01:35:13,269 --> 01:35:15,062 Did you forget the four million you owe me ? 988 01:35:15,062 --> 01:35:16,773 Ah, here we are ! I was expecting this. 989 01:35:16,773 --> 01:35:18,524 So you throw them in my face again ? 990 01:35:18,524 --> 01:35:21,569 After all the trouble you caused in my life and in my marriage, 991 01:35:21,569 --> 01:35:24,280 you could have the decency of... - It�s time. 992 01:35:36,125 --> 01:35:37,460 What if I were suddenly jealous ? 993 01:35:37,460 --> 01:35:38,836 What if I blackmailed you ? 994 01:35:38,836 --> 01:35:40,671 I could refuse to go ! 995 01:35:40,671 --> 01:35:43,883 Lie down on your doorstep, howling my pain all night long ! 996 01:35:45,551 --> 01:35:48,888 What I could receive is not three million... 997 01:35:50,431 --> 01:35:51,933 But two slaps in the face ? 998 01:36:46,279 --> 01:36:49,365 Say ! Tonight in San Remo. 999 01:36:50,700 --> 01:36:52,910 The second night in Rome. 1000 01:36:54,537 --> 01:36:57,582 Third night in Sorrento. Fourth night in Capri. 1001 01:36:57,623 --> 01:37:00,543 If I understand correctly, he will sleep by day, while you drive. 1002 01:37:04,046 --> 01:37:06,591 Hey, you know you can stay away without us growing impatient. 1003 01:37:06,591 --> 01:37:07,800 So, is it done ? 1004 01:37:07,800 --> 01:37:11,095 What a bore. But he should be taking off now. 1005 01:37:12,388 --> 01:37:15,266 So, are you still joining us in Capri on the 17th with Mauricette ? 1006 01:37:15,308 --> 01:37:17,143 Yes, but I�ll make the journey in a single leg. 1007 01:37:20,813 --> 01:37:22,315 Shall we go ? - Yes. 1008 01:37:22,315 --> 01:37:24,650 Hey, guys, let�s have a last drink ! Marcel ! 1009 01:37:24,650 --> 01:37:26,569 Alright, but quick. 1010 01:37:26,569 --> 01:37:27,945 What do you want to drink ? 1011 01:37:33,451 --> 01:37:35,119 The Super Lobster, how may I help you ? 1012 01:37:36,662 --> 01:37:40,541 What ? Antoine ! It�s for you ! 1013 01:37:40,541 --> 01:37:41,834 For me ? - Yeah. 1014 01:37:50,051 --> 01:37:51,552 Yes ? 1015 01:37:53,471 --> 01:37:56,140 What�s your trouble ? And where are you calling me from ? 1016 01:37:57,600 --> 01:38:00,478 From the airfield. I�m in a jam ! 1017 01:38:00,478 --> 01:38:03,564 Yesterday, in Nice, I thought I found two Sicilian peasants. 1018 01:38:03,564 --> 01:38:05,358 They looked like the perfect suckers, 1019 01:38:05,358 --> 01:38:09,195 and I put one million for them on Patchouli, 1020 01:38:09,195 --> 01:38:12,115 at sixty to one. But the damn horse didn�t win. 1021 01:38:12,115 --> 01:38:14,158 I�m living a nightmare. 1022 01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:16,160 They want to prevent me from taking the plane. 1023 01:38:16,202 --> 01:38:17,411 Their pockets are full of razors. 1024 01:38:17,411 --> 01:38:19,747 You must come and reason with them. 1025 01:38:19,747 --> 01:38:21,624 You owe me as much. 1026 01:38:21,624 --> 01:38:24,127 I�m not always asking you for favours, am I ? 1027 01:38:26,087 --> 01:38:28,214 You won�t let them carve me up, mister Antoine, will you ? 1028 01:38:28,214 --> 01:38:30,591 Stay where you are. I�m coming. 1029 01:38:34,929 --> 01:38:36,848 What did he do now ? - He fucked up ! 1030 01:38:48,943 --> 01:38:51,946 Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Quiet, please, quiet. Let�s not get angry. 1031 01:39:13,843 --> 01:39:15,762 Oh, no, tell me you�re not bringing him back ! 1032 01:39:15,762 --> 01:39:17,472 I wish I were bringing only him back. 1033 01:39:18,806 --> 01:39:20,391 There are two blokes in the trunk. 1034 01:39:43,372 --> 01:39:46,834 Translation: Goupil66 1035 01:39:46,834 --> 01:39:52,381 Timing: McDuck June 2009